by Matthew Turner
A glutinous Anglo-German octopus by the name of Paul today chose to eat a mussel from a plastic box with a Spanish flag on it. This apparently means that Spain have the hitherto flawless tipster's backing to win the World Cup Final on Sunday. Shockingly you can still get Spain at better than evens at bookmakers across the land. Hence the brief nature of this post as I'm on my way to Will Hill's to laugh at their shit odds before putting the house on Spain on Betfair.
In other news not deemed worthy of live reporting from the scene by Sky News, a suicide bomber has killed at least 50 people in an attack in a Pakistani village. Paul probably ate the Dutch mussel too.
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