by Matthew Turner
Welcome to we are the noize. we are the fucking noize, who decided on that as a name?I've got the misfortune to be in charge of this fucking thing. It was supposed to be a serious news blog but it turns out it's a rag tag collection of muppets who couldn't report on their own breakfast. it's like i'm stuck in the dirty dozen of blogging. but there's no regime to overhaul and there's no misguided but loveable rogues, there's just twats. still, i'm only on a one year contract and there aren't a lot of jobs you can do while drinking so i guess i'm supposed to be grateful or something.
the muppets will update the log with their world renowned wisdom on news, sport, music, fashion, girls, and whatever else might assume me when drink can no longer blunt my boredom.
en-fucking-joy.
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